Some observations on Egypt
- overtake on the right, left, up and down, if you can: who slips through;
- Among the Egyptians is very fashionable to have the dashboard car covered with a mat and headrest furry teddy bear's face in the shape of Winnie the Pooh ;
- If you do not use the horn in the street do not survive: 1Bip to draw attention to greet 2Bip, \u200b\u200b3Bip to insult;
- There is no obligation to make insurance car accident .. you get off their cars, discuss and if you do a barrel and everyone takes their own way;
- Many cars do not provide safety belts, but is required by law to wear them ... but otherwise fines you if your car is fitted with them, you have to pay a surcharge ..;
- In turning to the max scooter with 4 persons on board, without the helmet .. first, however, is allowed to have tears in their eyes to the wind, but still look tough;
- goats are grazed in freeway;
- It can happen usually to meet a truck driving at full speed against traffic .. if not caught by the local police no other driver say anything, otherwise they are 3 months in prison;
- If you are Italian, they know even before you open your mouth and greet you with "One Italy" (referring to the victory of world) or "Hello Mozzarella"
- Cairo is a village that against 22 million inhabitants (most tourists) and a whole yard is not finished: if you run a building, finishing and stucco, you pay a surcharge ...;
- A man can marry up to four women, but right now the constant too;
- Going on a road to 6 lanes in each direction may happen to see WECC an Egyptian sitting on the road against a bird that yells excitedly hailed on the street light side;
- Walking to shops of an ancient Egyptian market (Khan El Khalili) may happen to stumble in the slaughtering of a goat in front of gasping A new jewelry, with locals smiling smeared the windows of the store with the blood of the poor beast ... is not an act threatening, but their way of opening the store;
- wherever there metal detectors are playing continuously for the passage of tourists without them .. Let them absolutely controlled perhaps use it as a welcome sound;
- A camel can make you get on his camel (in fact they are all dromedaries) for photos only 1 euro ... but you never know how much it will cost you down ...;
- When a young Egyptian man who wants to know a girl, this being religiously covered, send a cousin or sister to see if the big bowls, etc. .. ;
- To marry the man must already have the house, put the money for the ceremony and the bride a gift that is more obviously in camels, but NEAC in money or gold (not clever) you prefer .. a big big lonely. In the case of divorce the woman kennel every case the house
- Most poor live in a cemetery called "the city of the dead" ... but they have a satellite dish, the rich hold their gates with gold leaf;
- If an Egyptian who sees the photo you want to do with your boyfriend intends to make himself very nicely ... but then, you owe the money;
- if not from pocket money, not take pictures of the monuments;
- the evenings are open to many nightclubs with belly dancers who earn up to € 20,000 in performance;
- The organized tours include the quota, the mandatory gratuities .. anyone will ask you again ..;
- In every corner of the city's tourist police heavily armed;
- Eugene can not survive this type of trip: average age, 60 years. Save On the other hand is very good among the waves of Japanese girl that fan photos;
- In this travel sveglian WECC is always early and take the best seats at the table, but They come first affected by the curses of the traveler, so Omar and I the worst things we scofanati stomach-splitting;
- The tour guide will not recommend buying items from street vendors tarot cheap .. so later will take you shopping "and approved the original" you parade a bunch of money ..
- If only he accepted, Omar would come home with tons of camels;
- Finally, the "made in china" reigns supreme in Egypt!
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